Senior Games Games

News that Cleveland has landed the National Senior Games prompted listeners to get creative,
suggesting the following events:

SCOOTER RELAYS
NAME THAT GRANDCHILD GAMES
SPEED PILL-SORTING
THE 5K WALKER RUN
BEST COMBOVER
HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU REPEAT YOURSELF
HOTTEST HOTFLASH
EARLIEST EARLY BIRD
COUPON CLIPPING
MENOPAUSE MARATHON
DOCTOR’S OFFICE DASH
BUS TRIP PLANNING
I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN GET UP
TURN SIGNAL MARATHON
LIFT-CHAIR CATAPULT
EAR AND NOSE TRIMMING RELAY
BOBBING FOR OXYGEN