Post-it Note Love

WDOK Relationship expert Mildred Pardington "Party" Fitzsimmons offered some St. Valentine's Day advice to a listener who is in the doghouse with his wife. She recommends anyone who needs to repair a relationship use post-it notes to do it. Lots of post-it notes.
Put them everywhere. What to write? Here's a sample list:

In the oven..."thinking of you makes me hot"
In the freezer..."only you can thaw my frozen heart"
On the mirror..."reflecting on it, you are the most important person in my life"
On the cereal box..." from your serial lover"
In their shoes..."you are the only person I want to walk through life with"
In the shower..."thinking of you steams me up
In the car..."you drive me crazy"
On the phone..."speaking of love, you are my one and only"
In the toilet tank..."you float my boat"
On the sugar bowl..."no one is sweeter than you"
On the milk bottle..."I will pour all my love on you"
On a jacket..."you suit me just fine"
In a jewelry box..."your love is worth solid gold"
In the baby's diaper..."you've got me coming and going"