CHURCH BILLBOARDS

A British real estate company specializing in church property is running a competition to find the best church sign. Some of the contenders (along with some from America):

Come in for a free faith lift
Fight truth decay - brush up on your bible-
C-H-blank - blank - C-H. What's missing? U-R!-
God, you're great!
Under same management over 2000 years
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing
Carpenter from Nazareth seeks joiners
Lost? Try GPS - God's Plan of Salvation
Church parking only - trespassers will be baptized
Sign broke, message inside
Be a fisher of men - you catch 'em, God cleans 'em
Seven days without prayer makes one weak
You give God the credit, now give God the cash
Who's your daddy?
This church is a gift from God - some Assembly required
If God is your copilot, switch seats
Is anyone here from heaven? How about a ride home after the service?